Day: April 5, 2019

Imagine a young, hairless Patrick Swayze with calves the size of footballs smoking a cigarette while leaning bewitchingly on the rail of our Airbnb deck. “What if he has alopecia,” I wondered rising from my lounge chair to make nosey small talk. “Everything okay?” I asked sauntering over. “Perfect,” he said. “She’s in there washing…