Day: August 5, 2020

  • BIRTH OF A SALESMAN

    BIRTH OF A SALESMAN

    I woke up this morning late for work wishing I was as dependable as my sprinklers. The well pump wakes me every morning at 7:10, barely enough time to let out my whiney cats, hit the coffee button, check my appointments, pet their butts, give them their fucking fresh water and hit the shower. Wincey…

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